Veteran-owned
Designed by sailors and printed through our Florida workshop.
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Free U.S. shipping on orders $50+ · Easy 30-day returns · Veteran-owned
Heavy weather has entered the chat.
“You May Get a Little Moist” is classic Coast Guard understatement—paired with a motor lifeboat driving headfirst into the kind of surf that makes everyone else turn around. Built for boat crews, surfmen, Coasties, veterans, and anyone who understands that “a little spray” can mean an entire wall of ocean.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the graphic.
Independent Coast Guard-inspired artwork. Not official U.S. Coast Guard merchandise.
Before you come aboard
Designed by sailors and printed through our Florida workshop.
Build a two-shirt order and standard shipping is on us.
Hassle-free returns so you can order with confidence.
Use the available size selector above and review product-specific fit notes in the description. If you prefer a roomier unisex fit, consider sizing up.
Turn garments inside out, wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low. Avoid ironing directly over the printed design.
Our apparel is prepared for each order. Delivery timing appears at checkout based on your address and selected shipping method.