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Next Watch, Bitch — Coast Guard 0400 Watch Tee
Navy / S
$26.00
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Next Watch, Bitch — Coast Guard 0400 Watch Tee
$26.00
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Free U.S. shipping on orders $50+ · Easy 30-day returns · Veteran-owned
About this design
Rise and Shine, Sailor
If you have ever been shaken awake for the 0400 watch, you already know the greeting. “Next watch, bitch” is the original Coast Guard alarm clock—short, direct and impossible to snooze.
This navy tee is made for Coasties, sailors, engineers, deckies and anyone who has stumbled out of the rack knowing somebody else was ready to turn over the watch.
- Large “Next Watch, Bitch” design on the front
- Fair Winds Clothing octopus logo printed on the upper back
- Navy unisex T-shirt
- Printed on a BELLA+CANVAS 3001 or Gildan Softstyle 64000, based on available stock
- Soft ring-spun cotton with a modern retail fit
- Available in S through 3XL
- Printed and shipped by Fair Winds Clothing
Size chart
Approximate garment measurements in inches. Width is measured across the shirt while laid flat; length is measured from the high point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
| Size | Width | BELLA 3001 length | Gildan 64000 length | Recommended chest |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ | 28″ | 28″ | 34–37″ |
| M | 20″ | 29″ | 29¼″ | 38–41″ |
| L | 22″ | 30″ | 30¼″ | 42–45″ |
| XL | 24″ | 31″ | 31¼″ | 46–49″ |
| 2XL | 26″ | 32″ | 32½″ | 50–53″ |
| 3XL | 28″ | 33″ | 33½″ | 54–57″ |
Both blanks use unisex sizing. Order your usual size for a closer retail fit or size up for a roomier feel. Garment measurements can vary slightly.
Production and delivery
This shirt is printed and prepared by Fair Winds Clothing. Please allow 2–4 business days for production before shipment. Estimated U.S. delivery is typically 5–9 business days after processing, subject to carrier delays.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the design.
Contains adult language.
Before you come aboard
Made for the water. Backed on shore.
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Fit and sizing
Use the available size selector above and review product-specific fit notes in the description. If you prefer a roomier unisex fit, consider sizing up.
Printing and care
Turn garments inside out, wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low. Avoid ironing directly over the printed design.
Production and delivery
Our apparel is prepared for each order. Delivery timing appears at checkout based on your address and selected shipping method.